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Dear Sulu Cat:
It's not necessary for you to supervise me from above while I wash the dishes.

Dear Sulu Cat:
Yes, I'm working in the kitchen. No, I'm not preparing a meal for Sulu Cat.

Dear Sulu Cat:
This is my tea cup, not yours. Just saying.

Dear Sulu Cat:
We need to have a chat about keyboard ownership.

Dear Sulu Cat:
I get nervous when you try to hack my online banking password.

Dear Sulu Cat:
This is a food tray, not a cat seat. I was about to put barbecue stuff on it.

Dear Sulu Cat:
Have you been at the catnip again?

Dear Sulu Cat:
Your 'Cardboard Boxes For Cats' Kickstarter has received 0 dollars but 1000 enquiries from cats.

Dear Sulu Cat:
I haven't received any bookings for your Exclusive Black Cat Online #Tarot Reading services.
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